Sad, right?
I know.
Here’s the deal. I’m not feelin’ the love yet. Probably because I haven’t published anything yet. (Ya think?)
But I haven’t published yet because the story isn’t done yet.
But the story isn’t done because I’m not feelin’ the love.
Viscous vicious circle.
So…
I’m-a post something here.
You-a read it.
You-a like it, you-a leave a comment, you-a share it, and then you-a send me e-mail sayin’ how much you love it.
You-a send me e-mail, I’m-a feelin’ love.
I’m-a feelin’ love, I’m-a write more!
Yay!
I’m-a write more enough to finish book, I send free e-copy to first 20 people who show me lots of love.
And if I actually make any ca-ching! off the book, I will see about sending a signed, personalized, paperback copy of the book to those first 20 who showed me the love I needed to survive. You can catch up with me at jane * @ * see * jane * get * drunk *.* com, but take out all of the spaces and *’s that I used to trick nasty spambots from Russia and India and China and… Yeah I admit, they have them everywhere, but the broken English from those ones bug me (says the gal who just wrote all of the “you-a” and “I’m-a” things.
*disclaimer. Might take a year. Maybe more. Maybe no one love me and I never write more so none of it happens. Also, if you are one of those fine, fine people who are in the first 20, and I can’t get hold of you to get a mailing address, I will not be able to send you Vodka Love back!
Okay. Here goes. Slapping toddler on butt and sending out to play in the yard for first time alone… be nice….
***EDITED*** Amazon decided that since PART of my story was free online, they would not allow me to sell my WHOLE story at Amazon. So, I took it down. Sorry. Hopefully they will allow it now. Only took months to get to this point anyway, what do I care? SHM
Hopefully, someday, I can put a link here and show you where you can get it on Amazon. Meanwhile, here are other places you can find it:
https://www.draft2digital.com/book/527839
https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/what-happens-in-vegas-jane-vodka/1135914571
https://books.apple.com/ie/book/what-happens-in-vegas-a-jane-vodka-cocktail-romance/id1493425087
https://www.scribd.com/book/441511211/What-Happens-in-Vegas-A-Jane-Vodka-Cocktail-Romance
https://www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/what-happens-in-vegas-a-jane-vodka-cocktail-romance
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/998285